A blahblahblahgay movie review experiment took place this evening whilst watching the remake of the classic Arnie movie Total Recall. It's been done before I'm sure but this was my first time of storifying my live tweeting reactions to this "movie." It made watching the film more fun, I hope you have a good time with the review.
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Live Movie Review: Total Recall (2012)
The blahblahblahgay live movie review of the remake of the classic Arnie movie Total Recall.
Storified by blahblahblahtoby · Thu, Nov 01 2012 06:32:47
Watching #totalrecall2012 already stupid. Australia the colony? Other way round more like!blahblahblahtoby
Jessica biel looks like a horse #totalrecall2012 kate beckinsale should never have had plastic surgeryblahblahblahtoby
Exposition exposition exposition. This is dreadful. #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
30 years after blade runner and theyve made a movie that looks like blade runner #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
All that exposition and ive got no idea why anything is happening. #dumb #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Ohmygosh iPhridge! Gonna be the highlight im sure. #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Where are the british accents? Where are the australian accents? Dumb american movie #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
If this is set in an australian future it must be melbourne cos it never rains that much anywhere else #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Colin farrell has lost all the good will he earned with In Bruges in one steaming pile of shit movie #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Leah: kate beckinsale is like an ugly less talented version of sandra bullock #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
#totalrecall2012 in pre-production: so many cliches so little, how do we squeeze them all in?blahblahblahtoby
Ive lost count of how many roofs and windows colin farrell has fallen through already. Oh he bounced off of one #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
The phone is inside his hand! I havent laughed so much in ages #totalrecall2012 #facepalmblahblahblahtoby
This hover car chase is sub-fifth element quality #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
As car chase reaches its 10th interminable minute im making dessert #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Oh look london in the future. No rain. Strange. Will they go to piccadilly circus like all american movies? #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
This film is so, so SO bad. #totalrecall2012Marte Ydstie
Colin farrell talking to a hologram of himself. Possibly the dumbest and dullest conversation so far #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
I miss arnie #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Why is jessica biel an actress? She doesnt seem suited to it #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Thats not an english train?! Terrible set design #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Ummmmm Bill Nighy as an american. Wtf were they thinking? #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Only 30 minutes left and Cranston appears. Even he's bad. This movie is cursed #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
No way! They backed up his memory. #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Oh theres a british accent. Its a generic bad guy too. #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Theres bane or is it just colin farrell in a mask? #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
The shooty rope guns are right up there with iphridge for entertainment value #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Kate beckinsale's hair is acting more than her #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Bryan cranston refused to use the hand inserted phone in favour of a late 80s brick #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Considering cranston is the world president or whatever he seems to be a little hands on #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
@SimonBonnerFide shit id take rosie perez over these two "actresses" #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
The only semi-acceptable excuse for the low quality of this story/plot is that its all a memory implant dream.But seriously #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
Roll credits! Not one unique idea was had during the making of this movie #totalrecall2012blahblahblahtoby
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